this post is dedicated to all my homies on the crew .
as christmas draws near, some of you might be wanting ipod's, xbox 360's, video games, cell phones, CD's, and las tbut not least DVD's with lots of clothes .
However, the christmas list of a megaforce operator is much different, and about 90% of said list is made of cordura, the other 10% is metal or plastic.
on my list i have the following items:
1.SPEAR ELCS LBV--vest, for you non-commandos
2.Lightfighter RAID pack--backpack for things, for you non-commandos
3. 1 british HALO 3 sleeping bag system--yeah, a sleeping bag...fools
4. a VERY random assortment of pouches, that go on the raid pack....id list them, but then id be breaking my own opsec (operational security, for you non-commandos)
5. PRR bowman radio headset-- yeah my current radio setup sucks, so time to kick it up a notch 
heres what im getting for those special people of the crew:
1. pink tutus for the team, i think this whole 'keep your plate in front of you' thing requires better balance...oh yeah i went out and bought everyone 6 month free trials to a certain ballet school too, inquire for details.
TUTUS MADE OF CORDURA, with a quick release system, fear not.
2. a semi auto only selector plate for scotty, everyone here knows that he likes to pump targets full of hot white plastic....
(we all also know that if he was using a real rifle, he would be shooting through his target into the hut full of friendly iraqis without even realizing it, and then go back to checkign his email)
3. for rude, horse blinders, so that he may NEVER see there a way to escape the enemy.
ESCAPING IS BAD BAD BAD
4. a pack for vetter, when ordering, please specify, 3 day or alice....this seems to be an elusive item, except all major gear makers produce them for soem reason...
INQUIRE FOR DETAILS
HERE IS WHAT I WANT>>>>
cough drops, bullhorn, or a cough-dropping-bullhorn. because damn, if we get confused on posistioning again....yeah
megaforce only please.
and to the rest of you, please, commando was used throughout this entry, to make my team feel better, and myself too....the real meaning is DORK, or something along those lines....
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